In a nutshell
An anarchic and bawdy rom-com stuffed to the gunnels with light humour, whimsical romance and several unsolicited cock pics.
Out of the nutshell
That Coxom & Blondage Affair follows the picaresque adventures of Frankie Drake as he navigates the precarious world of Internet dating.
In fact, down on his luck Frankie, having been so cruelly betrayed by his past lover, that semicolon bitch, now, in this all new and standalone novel, looks to move on with his little life. Of course, moving on with your little life is far easier said than done, and how exactly do you pull yourself together when you’ve been so cruelly betrayed; especially, by someone you thought you loved.
That Coxom & Blondage Affair an alternative romantic comedy exploring love, lust and the kingly quality of trust!
Please note:
One: this work lightly parodies Fifty Shades of Grey. Fans of “that” book may read these pages/screens through gritted teeth. Of course, you may just appreciate the tongue-in-cheek humour and absolutely love it ;)
Two: also, as intimated above, That Coxom and Blondage Affair heavily references another of my shorter stories: That Semicolon Bitch Had To Die...?!;), and yet this self-contained affair is very much a standalone work, and certainly can be read as an independent story.
